I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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