She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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