the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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