I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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