Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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