Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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