The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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