Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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