Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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