can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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