1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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