Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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