i jhust puked up my retainher.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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