Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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