You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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