Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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