I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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