Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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