I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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