Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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