When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Two words: blizzard sex
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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