Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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