what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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