Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
did i walk over a car last night?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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