But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Drake has all the answers
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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