So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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