: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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