with your own penis?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize