The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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