She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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