Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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