mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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