I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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