I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
