I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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