did you get engaged???
look no pants
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm just crazy horny about you
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.