she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?