Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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