I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
her vagine was all disorganized.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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