we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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