The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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