He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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