I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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