He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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