youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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