haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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