I'll bet she douches with gravy.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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