everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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