I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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