You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Is it because I queefed?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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