a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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