I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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