He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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