just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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